Matt Rose:
A door to door salesmen with a soft spot for cleanliness. Matt loves sterilizing his doorknob and folding his socks. He seems soft but each and every day he faces death threats, insults and even flying toasters as he tries to sell his wares.
Crystal Campbell:
A lesbian, an anarchist, a rock goddess and an amazing cookie baker. Crystal lives in the moment and only for herself. Her right and wrong is based entirely on how she feels at the moment. She hates punks, goths and anyone who wears black more than any other colour.
The Scammers:
Whenever a scammer gets caught they usually go into a speech about how they can’t find a job and need to feed a family. They always take the moral high ground. But how much of their story can be true? They just told you they’re a Nigerian prince…
